I am human, and more importantly, know CSS and XHTML. I've been learning for the past few years and believe that pracice makes perfect. I'll tailor a website to suit your needs, without charges. No, I don't demand coffee either.
As this portfolio is just being launched, there are sadly no 'live' webpages I've made. However, you can look at the stuff I play around with in my spare time in the portfolio section. If you'd like to avail my services, head to the contact page.
I can magically produce XHTML, CSS, PHP or Javascript as your site needs, with the aid of my trusty donkey. He also provides XML support. I think he's great, too. He can also create dynamic sites minus Flash, thanks to the jQuery library.
Here are some places you could contact me: